basic question: my grades are low and my average lower

niles · Post by **niles** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 7:15 am

Hi

is there any hope for a physics graduate with less then average degrees?

my aim is a big time london firm. considering that Im swedish and thus competing with all of europe in these attractive seats,are there anyone here who could give me a tip on how to better my cv?

regards

RFMontraz · Post by **RFMontraz** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:39 am

Kidnap - and possibly kill - the best of your classmates and steal his identity (make sure he's of your same gender though, otherwise things could get trickier)

FDAXHunter · Post by **FDAXHunter** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 9:51 am

I second that notion. If you decide to kill him, make sure you dispose of the body in a blast furnace or pour him into the concrete foundation of a nearby construction site at night.

We have a few characters for hire on the phorum that will assist you (for a fee, naturally). If such service is of interest you:

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[*]post a thread in the trashcan saying "Museum of Modern Art Candiate".

[*]Attach an image of "modern art" (anything will do, after all modern art is a loose term).

[*]Inside this image, steganographically insert the details of the mission (use OutGuess to steganograph the plaintext: OutGuess)

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Happy Hunting.

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LongTheta · Post by **LongTheta** » Mon Jan 23, 2006 11:32 am

Niles, Don't listen to RFM and FDAX. It's the physics graduates with [i]top marks[/i] that find it [i]hard[/i] to make it to big time London firms. That's because they are nerds, and no one wants to hire a nerd, Niles. We all want the cool doods. Keep your CV as it is.

PS RFMontraz and FDAX were both top of their classes. They are bitter men who to mislead you.