"How Not To Apply For A Banking Job" (from dealbreaker.com)
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FDAXHunter
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"How Not To Apply For A Banking Job" (from dealbreaker.com)
I read that he submitted an [b]11[/b] (eleven) page CV (!!) with this video. Does anyone have a link to the CV? Surely that must be as entertaining as the video.
The Figs Protocol.
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nsande
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"How Not To Apply For A Banking Job" (from dealbreaker.com)
[url=/User%20Files/25/vayner.pdf]Attached File: vayner.pdf[/url]
Enjoy.
Enjoy.
"For all intents and purposes, politics is to keep the populace alarmed, so they demand safety measures. They are bombarded by an endless array of imaginary hobgoblins..." H.L. Mencken, publicist and author 1880-1956.
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RFMontraz
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"How Not To Apply For A Banking Job" (from dealbreaker.com)
Attaching a "research note" to your CV is a first for sure.
Anyway that crap was copied and pasted (surprise surprise!) from the PIMCO website (curiously mentioned in the the second paragraph). Good job.
Anyway that crap was copied and pasted (surprise surprise!) from the PIMCO website (curiously mentioned in the the second paragraph). Good job.
Was it worth it?
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Bachelier
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"How Not To Apply For A Banking Job" (from dealbreaker.com)
I'm sorry, this schadenfreude is begining to resemble watching someone masturbate.
At this point the guy won't ever even get a job in an obscure regional boileroom.
At this point the guy won't ever even get a job in an obscure regional boileroom.
Okay, if I can turn a sphere inside out with smooth isotopy, how come I can't turn the manifold that is myself inside out to see why my stomach hurts?
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FDAXHunter
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"How Not To Apply For A Banking Job" (from dealbreaker.com)
Thank you nsande! Appreciate it. Although I was hoping for a fully blown CV covering 11 pages. That would have been very entertaining. Smiley
Did the guy ever have an original idea in his life or did he steal everything? Where did the name Vayner come from? Surely he didn't come up with that on his own either.
Regarding using this douchebag as a salesman: I can see how there could be some value in this. Imagine the following conversation:
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Hey, listen, we've got a brand new CDO package in the pipeline. You may want to look at it, it's very competively priced.
[b]Corporate:[/b] Nah, thanks. We're good.
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Please, just take a look at it. I haven't sold anything this quarter. They are about to kick me out into the street. I got kids man! Kids! Think of the children!
[b]Corporate:[/b] Hm... aight... tell you what: We'll take a look at it. Under one condition: You have that freaktard Aleksey present it to us.
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Huh? Him? Why do you want him?
[b]Corporate:[/b] Because we're phucking bored man! Send him over so he can tell us how he fought dragons in the Amazon Delta or how him and Saddam Hussein used to play tennis with live grenades. And then, maybe afterwards, we'll take some time to look at you proposal, mkay? Deal?
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Okay deal. Hold on, let me get him *shouts* Aleksey! Stop snorting the toner from the printer cartridges and get your ass in here! I got a job for you!
Did the guy ever have an original idea in his life or did he steal everything? Where did the name Vayner come from? Surely he didn't come up with that on his own either.
Regarding using this douchebag as a salesman: I can see how there could be some value in this. Imagine the following conversation:
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Hey, listen, we've got a brand new CDO package in the pipeline. You may want to look at it, it's very competively priced.
[b]Corporate:[/b] Nah, thanks. We're good.
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Please, just take a look at it. I haven't sold anything this quarter. They are about to kick me out into the street. I got kids man! Kids! Think of the children!
[b]Corporate:[/b] Hm... aight... tell you what: We'll take a look at it. Under one condition: You have that freaktard Aleksey present it to us.
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Huh? Him? Why do you want him?
[b]Corporate:[/b] Because we're phucking bored man! Send him over so he can tell us how he fought dragons in the Amazon Delta or how him and Saddam Hussein used to play tennis with live grenades. And then, maybe afterwards, we'll take some time to look at you proposal, mkay? Deal?
[b]Wacko Bank Salesman:[/b] Okay deal. Hold on, let me get him *shouts* Aleksey! Stop snorting the toner from the printer cartridges and get your ass in here! I got a job for you!
The Figs Protocol.