Tips For The Phirst Day Of My Phirst Job

lyuping · Post by **lyuping** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 5:58 pm

Congratulations! other members have given you so many tips. So, just enjoy the phirst day.

Veegan · Post by **Veegan** » Sat Apr 09, 2005 9:40 pm

Foolish,

All the best for your first day Dude.

V.

thefoolishfour · Post by **thefoolishfour** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:21 pm

End of my second week at my job. I absolutely love it. Big Smile

I would like to say thanks to all you guys for the tips etc that you have given me, and will probably continue to give to me in the future, as they are all appreciated. All of the things you have said definitely pointed me in the right direction.

Cheers.

TFF

RFMontraz · Post by **RFMontraz** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:36 pm

I'm sorry I missed this thread.

The advice I wanted to give you was to leave the books at home and show up (as FDAX said, at least 3 hs late) wearing leather boots and a big cowboy hat, with a loud stereo on the shoulder playing "The eye of the tiger" and shouting "Let's rock and roll baby! Let's squeeze these sons of a bitch!" every two minutes.

Also remember to reply to every question with a random quote from Wall Street like:

Boss: You are 3 hours late!

You: Well, money never sleeps pal.

Boss: What? Are you insane?

You: A fool and his money are lucky to get together in the first place.

Boss: Oh god. Listen I need to talk to you. Maybe we made a mistake. Can you do lunch?

You: Lunch is for wimps. You are blind, walking around without a cane. Get the steak tartare, it's off the menu. And remember rule number one: don't get emotional about markets.

Boss: ...

You: It's dog. a dog with many fleas. See you 'round BuddyBoy...

FDAXHunter · Post by **FDAXHunter** » Fri Apr 22, 2005 12:43 pm

LOL!!!!